I feel great
I just peed on a car
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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