i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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