Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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