Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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