I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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