I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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