I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
we're chasing vodka with high fives
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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