Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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