I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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