we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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