i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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