whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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