Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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