hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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