NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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