? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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