I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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