Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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