i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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