I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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