She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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