Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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