Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I can tuck mytits in my pants
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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