you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
These tits shall not be calmed
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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