He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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