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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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