How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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