I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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