let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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