But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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