Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
high people should be assigned attendants
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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