can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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