Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Randomize
