She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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