Please, let me fuck your mom
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Randomize
