Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
