Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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