shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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