I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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