he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
