69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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