One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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