what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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