: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Randomize
