We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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