This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Randomize
