Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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