We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
