Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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