New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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