watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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