how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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