Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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