why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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