Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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