There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize