Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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