Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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